This is what happens when Mom takes a "day off" because she doesn't feel well (i.e. I was home with the kids all day, but didn't pick up after them or do anything except lay around).
Cheese and crackers in the formal living room.
Cards spread out everywhere and the bounce house blown up and then left in the entry way.
The velcroed-on-so-tight-mom-can-can-barely-take-it-off cushion off of the chair.
A zip line created across the stairs.
Beads, you know the ones that are so tiny that you can never pick them all up, spread throughout the house.
Popcorn and crackers all over the floor and butter knives duct-taped to rope.
Graham crackers ground into the carpet all the way up the stairs.
So to all of you who wonder what stay-at-home moms do all day, just let them take a day off and you'll realize what they do!
3 years ago